Most cats function just fine once they have one or two cups of coffee.  Josh needs a minimum of ten.  If I run out of soy milk, this is my punishment.

Most cats function just fine once they have one or two cups of coffee.  Josh needs a minimum of ten.  If I run out of soy milk, this is my punishment.

I assumed the cone-shaped bottom of this scotch glass would redistribute weight whenever Josh tried to nudge it off the table, rendering it indestructible.  Then one day I found the glass shattered on the floor, not far away from a physics book covered in paw prints.

I assumed the cone-shaped bottom of this scotch glass would redistribute weight whenever Josh tried to nudge it off the table, rendering it indestructible.  Then one day I found the glass shattered on the floor, not far away from a physics book covered in paw prints.

Josh was so riddled with remorse after breaking my elbow that all he could do to cope was break this coffee mug.

Josh was so riddled with remorse after breaking my elbow that all he could do to cope was break this coffee mug.

Yes, Josh broke my elbow.  

Yes, Josh broke my elbow.  

Josh fancies himself an Italian cat at heart.  One day, like Sandrone hunting for bocconcini, Josh pried open the refrigerator while we were gone and then attacked, unwrapped, and ate half a block of Romano cheese.  If you look closely, you can see that Josh carved his initials into the cheese with his tooth marks.  After learning of the unfortunate effects of dairy products on cats, we smartly avoided the inevitable cat-rrhea, helping his digestive system absorb the cheese by putting out a large plate of pasta.

Josh fancies himself an Italian cat at heart.  One day, like Sandrone hunting for bocconcini, Josh pried open the refrigerator while we were gone and then attacked, unwrapped, and ate half a block of Romano cheese.  If you look closely, you can see that Josh carved his initials into the cheese with his tooth marks.  After learning of the unfortunate effects of dairy products on cats, we smartly avoided the inevitable cat-rrhea, helping his digestive system absorb the cheese by putting out a large plate of pasta.

Josh never liked the British.  ”Tea is for colonialists!” he shouted as he knocked this off the counter.

Josh never liked the British.  ”Tea is for colonialists!” he shouted as he knocked this off the counter.

Josh doesn’t really consider this mug to be “broken”.  He insists he has instead created a new type of dinnerware.  He wants humans to share the “cat-xperience” of ingesting food by scooping it into one’s mouth with the tongue.  Now you can raise food to your lips in a dignified manner and then lap it up.  The item depicted here is for mashed potatoes.

Josh doesn’t really consider this mug to be “broken”.  He insists he has instead created a new type of dinnerware.  He wants humans to share the “cat-xperience” of ingesting food by scooping it into one’s mouth with the tongue.  Now you can raise food to your lips in a dignified manner and then lap it up.  The item depicted here is for mashed potatoes.

Josh’s first victim was, ironically, a a celebration of animal health care — a coffee mug from the Royal Dick Veterinary School in Scotland.  Maybe Josh was attempting to defy the frailty of the flesh.  Or maybe he thought the pun was too vulgar.

Josh’s first victim was, ironically, a a celebration of animal health care — a coffee mug from the Royal Dick Veterinary School in Scotland.  Maybe Josh was attempting to defy the frailty of the flesh.  Or maybe he thought the pun was too vulgar.